Mindfulness

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That kind of sounds like a pigeon…
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HOLY SHIT THAT PIGEON IS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND I’M GOING TO BE DOING “PIGEON INSIDE MY GODDAMN APARTMENT” MEDITATION IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS IF I DON’T CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW RIGHT NOW!!!
Okay whew I’m glad that’s done
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Maybe that was too reactive
No, you did good; that was totally the right thing to do
Cool, thanks
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