Because he's west coast and I'm east coast
but we can still be friends. Because he's a family man, man
He's more beautiful than most women, women.
Because he believes and I want to too. He points his right finger up to God, and I fall to my knees and say YESSS!
Because he glides in the air with purpose.
Because he flaps his golden arms like a big goofy stork
and it makes me love him even more.
Because he's not Stefano, Esteban, or Steve-o,
A sports writer described it as a boom boom ba dink!
But it's more like a thump thump swoosh?