You're all good people it took me 37 years to realise.
I'm lying about my age now.
I'm moving my birthday forwards in lieu of anything else to report.
I didn't even see Satan last night,
and so impressed that you all seemed closer to yourselves,
I left you to it,
gathered everyone I'd ever abandoned, stepping them out from behind the a-pillar.
They scratched their heads and tilted their hands at me,
I'm too passive to now what them
but essentially they're all fine, gone if not forgotten.
We're all kerplunking through each other on facing screens and I report to myself that
here there's no such thing as a straight fall.